Black Friday tomorrow!

Tomorrow is the most hellish retail day of the year. The mall will be crawling with human refuse willing to fight to the death for the latest hot everythings, but there's a solution that will allow to be a redblooded American capitalist pig without sacrificing life and limb. Online shopping. Stay home and shop online. It's easy. Now, the question remains "What do I buy?" Well, if you scroll down on the right side, you will see my bibliography and then a list of people and things that are awesome. Give your friends and family something unique this year, something perverse...something Bizarro. With books ranging from Jeff Burk's Shatnerquake to Eric Mays' Kafkaesque/Stoppardian Hamlet Naked Metamorphosis to Jordan Krall's Fistful of Feet to my own Murderland series, Bizarro has anything for the intellectually adventurous and hard to shop for people in your life. I'm also running a special on Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective preorders. You can preorder the latest adventures of Jimmy Plush and get some free egifts to periodically tide you or your loved one over until the book hits the shelves for only $8 tomorrow. This includes domestic shipping. I will not give free foreign shipping, but foreigners can get on the preorder list for just $18 and will get lots of egifts along the way. Also, if you want your loved-one to have a chance to win a cuddly but deadly one-of-a-kind Jimmy Plush teddy bear, you can preorder the Limited Edition which will come signed and numbered with a special origin chapbook. The bear WILL ship in time for Christmas. Only 2 of these Limited Editions remain, so act fast! Find out about and preorder Jimmy Plush here: http://jimmyplush.blogspot.com and get ready for a season of thrills, laughs, mystery and weirdness courtesy of me and some others, like Naked Metamorphosis author Eric Mays!

Manuscript Critiques

Some of you lucky people can benefit from my experience as a writer and submissions editor for Evil Nerd Empire and Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens. For fifty dollars, I will read your manuscript, make notes and give suggestions for tweaking your premise. I may also, if the book is good enough offer advice for appropriate markets for it. Fifty dollars to jumpstart a career? Sounds like a bargain to me.

Manuscript critique

Looks Like God Doesn't Hate You After All!

Download five free Bizarro books, courtesy of Eraserhead Press and Jeff Burk's Wordpress page. Awesome.

http://jeffburk.wordpress.com/free-books/

My book is a robot book

Like Archelon Ranch? Afraid of paper? Only have 3.52 in your bank account? Well, don't cry about it over three wrapperless McDoubles. Buy the ebook! Ebook stands for "extremely awesome book", which is a great description for primordial mindfuck Archelon Ranch. Legumeman is also doing a two-for-one deal, which will let you get Matt Revert's awesome and freaky short story collection A Million Versions of Right or Frederick Hamilton's Spare Key for FREE if you buy it. So, stop sucking down Mc Doubles or a pound of Spaghetti and a Foster's and get this book! You won't be sorry.
BUY IT HERE

Dear Overseas Fanbase

If you've read and liked my work and you're from Great Britain or Australia, please do not be shy. Drop me a line, post an Amazon review, express your opinion on Bizarrocentral. I'd like to hear from those of you who've been buying Archelon Ranch. I'd also like to tell you to try out Murderland part 1:h8 or to get on the Jimmy Plush preorder list. Come on out, British people!

Jimmy Plush reading!

Here I am reading from the first section of Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective, previously published in the Magazine of Bizarro Fiction#1:

If you'd like to get on the preorder list for this book and have your copy waiting for you when the book is ready and lots of other goodies before that, go to http://jimmyplush.blogspot.com and preorder it!

Get on the Plush list!

Ywo more limited edition Jimmy Plush preorders left! If you want the Jimmy Plush bear and the origin chapbook, you're going to have to get one of these two. Not only that, but the Plush list is going to be a fun place to be until the launch of the book. Free stories, extraneous forewords that you get to vote on, all sorts of cool shit. If you don't want the bear and the origin story but want to get on the list and want this book a week before official launch, get a regular preorder for ten bucks. You'll be on the list and therefore will reap most of its benefits. But: handmade teddy bear. One of a kind. Ships by Christmas and you can be the one to win it if you get one of the last two Limited Editions. Get 'em here: http://jimmyplush.blogspot.com