Monday, November 9, 2009

Dear Overseas Fanbase

If you've read and liked my work and you're from Great Britain or Australia, please do not be shy. Drop me a line, post an Amazon review, express your opinion on Bizarrocentral. I'd like to hear from those of you who've been buying Archelon Ranch. I'd also like to tell you to try out Murderland part 1:h8 or to get on the Jimmy Plush preorder list. Come on out, British people!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Jimmy Plush reading!

Here I am reading from the first section of Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective, previously published in the Magazine of Bizarro Fiction#1:

If you'd like to get on the preorder list for this book and have your copy waiting for you when the book is ready and lots of other goodies before that, go to http://jimmyplush.blogspot.com and preorder it!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Get on the Plush list!

Ywo more limited edition Jimmy Plush preorders left! If you want the Jimmy Plush bear and the origin chapbook, you're going to have to get one of these two. Not only that, but the Plush list is going to be a fun place to be until the launch of the book. Free stories, extraneous forewords that you get to vote on, all sorts of cool shit. If you don't want the bear and the origin story but want to get on the list and want this book a week before official launch, get a regular preorder for ten bucks. You'll be on the list and therefore will reap most of its benefits. But: handmade teddy bear. One of a kind. Ships by Christmas and you can be the one to win it if you get one of the last two Limited Editions. Get 'em here: http://jimmyplush.blogspot.com

Friday, October 30, 2009

Neverending Wonder Halloween Radio

This is awesome:
http://www.neverendingwonder.com
I'm in the chatroom at present, so drop by and say hello and listen to some of the cool shit my friend Lee "Uncle Ozma" Widener plays for Halloween.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Four Jimmy Plush Limited Editions still available

Four Jimmy Plush Limited Editions with all the bells and whistles and the chance to win the bear are still available, as are five signed and numbered limited editions without chapbooks and bear raffle tickets (at 12 dollars apiece) and discount preorders at 8 dollars apiece. These will be available only until Friday and I truly mean it. Everything that's left over goes to Bizarrocon where real fans and not wafflers who don't buy cool books can read them. You can be an Andersen Prunty caliber badass or you can be an almost everybody else caliber loser.



Bizarro author Andersen Prunty looking ahead into a future where he can read Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Last Night!

If you want an Archelon Ranch, A Life During Wartime or a Jimmy Plush Limited Edition, you've got to order them by tonight at midnight! Tomorrow, I take down most of my Paypal buttons, possibly leaving only regular Jimmy Plush preorders and signed Jimmy Plush preorders that do not come with all the fun Limited Edition swag, like the origin story or the chance at a free Jimmy Plush Teddy Bear. Get 'em today!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Three Book Bundle at Horrormall Auction House!

Readers have a chance to get either a signed copy of Murderland 2:Life During Wartime not only here, but at the Horrormall auctionhouse as well. The three book bundle (Life During Wartime, Archelon Ranch and a preorder for a regular edition of Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective) is sure to be a great bargain and is well worth the money because you can only get these books signed from me until Monday night. Go HERE to bid on Life During Wartime or HERE to bid on the multibook bundle. You can still get these here by scrolling down to the bibliography box and clicking on the Paypal button near the book you want to buy. Preorders close Monday night so get these books from me now and help out a struggling writer who puts out quality products.