Saturday, July 25, 2009

Archelon Ranch is Calling


Archelon Ranch coming Fall 2009

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Fiction to order

A friend recently came up with a great idea that he shared with me. Stories to order. Provided with a theme, a type of character, a creature and a place by someone, I will put these together and give them a strange story to order or a couple pieces of flash fiction. For five dollars you can get your story told or receive a series of pieces of flash fiction involving these elements within a week.

OR you could get:

For you writers, budding writers and people curious about the process, see it at work and give yours a shot in the arm with five weird pitches. For three dollars you get five Bizarro ready, perhaps horror tinged strange ideas. One novel/novella length premise guaranteed.

Stories to order: five dollars, finished in a week
Five strange ideas: three dollars. given to the customer within three days
I accept Paypal only.

Email me at if you're interested or have questions.

Both of these are guaranteed completely unique.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Come meet me!

I will be doing a signing and meet and greet event where I will be talking a bit about Bizarro on July 11th at 4 pm at the Borders in Naperville, Illinois. Get a signed copy of Murderland Part 1:H8 find out about Bizarro, spend some money and stay and chill. What else are you gonna do with your Saturday, go outside? That's where the wolves are and they ain't gettin' any tamer.