Friday, October 30, 2009

Neverending Wonder Halloween Radio

This is awesome:
I'm in the chatroom at present, so drop by and say hello and listen to some of the cool shit my friend Lee "Uncle Ozma" Widener plays for Halloween.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Four Jimmy Plush Limited Editions still available

Four Jimmy Plush Limited Editions with all the bells and whistles and the chance to win the bear are still available, as are five signed and numbered limited editions without chapbooks and bear raffle tickets (at 12 dollars apiece) and discount preorders at 8 dollars apiece. These will be available only until Friday and I truly mean it. Everything that's left over goes to Bizarrocon where real fans and not wafflers who don't buy cool books can read them. You can be an Andersen Prunty caliber badass or you can be an almost everybody else caliber loser.

Bizarro author Andersen Prunty looking ahead into a future where he can read Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Last Night!

If you want an Archelon Ranch, A Life During Wartime or a Jimmy Plush Limited Edition, you've got to order them by tonight at midnight! Tomorrow, I take down most of my Paypal buttons, possibly leaving only regular Jimmy Plush preorders and signed Jimmy Plush preorders that do not come with all the fun Limited Edition swag, like the origin story or the chance at a free Jimmy Plush Teddy Bear. Get 'em today!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Three Book Bundle at Horrormall Auction House!

Readers have a chance to get either a signed copy of Murderland 2:Life During Wartime not only here, but at the Horrormall auctionhouse as well. The three book bundle (Life During Wartime, Archelon Ranch and a preorder for a regular edition of Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective) is sure to be a great bargain and is well worth the money because you can only get these books signed from me until Monday night. Go HERE to bid on Life During Wartime or HERE to bid on the multibook bundle. You can still get these here by scrolling down to the bibliography box and clicking on the Paypal button near the book you want to buy. Preorders close Monday night so get these books from me now and help out a struggling writer who puts out quality products.

Friday, October 9, 2009


Only three more days to get your signed copies of Murderland 2 and Archelon Ranch and to preorder your copy of Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective. You can get Murderland 2 and Archelon Ranch by scrolling down on the right on the bibliography and clicking the button underneath the book you want. To get Jimmy Plush, the book Carlton Mellick said was "definitely a book worth getting", either scroll down on the menu here or go to

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Store Display My Girlfriend and I modeled for by local artist/caricaturist Lee Kay

I really like how this turned out. Thanks for the honor, Lee!
On an unrelated note, four days left for preorders and signed copies. The clock is ticking. I will not sell signed copies of these books EVER AGAIN after October 12th save those I leave for Bizarrocon attendees. Supplies and time are super limited. So, scroll down on the right side and buy one while you still can.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Only 5 more days for Jimmy Plush, Life During Wartime and Archelon Ranch!

I'm only taking preorders and orders until Monday the 12th, so get them while you still can. I still have 15 Jimmy Plush Limited Editions, but I have fewer Life During Wartime and Archelon Ranch copies to spare. So, get them now. Just click on the Paypal button under the relevant entry in my bibliography section. You'll be glad you did!

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Jordan Krall's Fistful of Feet

This is a great time to be a Bizarro reader. We've got new stuff from Cartlon Mellick, Eraserhead Press' new Bizarro authors series is premiering at Bizarrocon, we've got three new books from me. It's awesome. But Jordan Krall is making October even more awesome with his Bizarro Spaghetti Western Fistful of Feet. You can preorder it here:Fistful of Feet and you will definitely not regret it. I read an excerpt entitled The Pistol Burps in The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction and I'm psyched for this. Neopulp/Western/Bizarro Fans will love this one. Right, Nannerpuss?

Dammit, Nannerpuss! I'm trying to have a serious conversation with the people! I hate it when he gets like this. Just buy the book.