This post should have gone first

My name is Garrett Cook. I am a 26 year old author of a short, underground novel that someday shall have nine more following in its footsteps. I always had this fantasy that after the first book, life would make sense. I thought that about losing my virginity too, so I guess it's really no different. I've just had my literary cherry popped and now have to deal with making sure I can get some later, don't get stoned to death and can get my phonecalls returned. Join me on my journey from the bottom to the middle of the bottom to the middle. Laugh with me, cry with me. Read with me. If anybody reads this. Onward and upward, internet!