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Buy Murderland Part 1:H8! Buy seven! You'd buy it if it were a lubricant. You'd buy it if Jessica Simpson were involved. You'd buy it if it was weed. What if all three are true and you don't know it? Buy it! Buy seven!

Blue Oyster Cult

Today I'm going to live my life as if my favorite band was Blue Oyster Cult. I won't buy any Blue Oyster Cult merchandise, it will be philosophical thing. I will appreciated slow, methodical percussion. I won't fear the reaper, especially if he comes in the form of something as awesome as Godzilla. I imagine the reaper can do that, like Gozer in Ghostbusters. Carpe Diem people, heed the words of Blue Oyster Cult, my favorite band ever.

How to Buy Murderland Part 1: H8 by Garrett Cook

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Roadhouse Blues

Everywhere I go, there's a band of Jim Morrisons trying to keep me down. You'd think they'd be all about free expression and whatnot, but nope. They're all trying to keep me down. Hopefully, something can be done. Lousy Jim Morrisons. Everywhere it's Jim Morrisons.

A Summation of Today's Dire Sentiments

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