A man came to the door carrying a turtle in an afro wig.
"I believe this turtle is yours," he said.
"I don't think so," I replied.
He said nothing and simply ran away, leaving the turtle on the doorstep.
Was he right?
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2 comments:
There is an empty stoat cage available for any animal. The rightness is plain.
Check and mate. Thank you, Jess.
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